Did you know that there are 546 words to mean 'pissed' in the English language? If that fact makes you glow with pride - assuming you are momentarily sober enough to be able to focus on these words - then this is the book for you. Drunkonyms is both a celebration of the glorious inventiveness of the English language, and a celebratory ode to the joys of being tanked up, trolleyed and twatfaced. With stick-figure illustrations depicting each unique state, and humorous definitions of every type of synonym for being ratarsed, this is a brilliant gift for anyone who's ever been three sheets to the wind.